Wednesday, May 28, 2014

Godzilla 2014 - Noodles Review


If you haven't already been to my new YouTube channel, do so! Here is my video review of the new Godzilla movie, so check it out! Don't forget to like and subscribe! Thanks and stay tuned for future video reviews. 

(if the video above doesn't work, use this link: Godzilla - Noodles Review)

Tuesday, May 27, 2014

X-Men: Days of Future Past - Noodles Review



X-Men: Days of Future Past - Noodles Video Review

I've started making video reviews on YouTube so click the link to watch my latest review of X-Men: Days of Future Past. Don't forget to subscribe to the channel! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YiPmrIxqJc

Tuesday, May 13, 2014

Neighbors - Noodles Review


8 out of 10 Noodles

    Surprised by that rating? Me too. I'm not gonna lie, I didn't have high expectations for this movie. I am a guy who will admit when he is wrong though, and I'm happy to admit that I was kinda wrong about this movie. It's a not a comedy classic, but it was still actually really good! The premise of this movie is really simple and sets up for some great laughs that you almost feel like could happen (although they're greatly exaggerated). Seth Rogen and Rose Byrne are a young married couple who have baby daughter that's about six months old maybe. They just moved into a new neighborhood and they love it. And then the house next door gets some new tenants, too. A fraternity from the nearby university moves into the house next door. And basically, you know exactly where that's gonna go because it's a partying frat house next to a married couple with a baby. Neighbors could've gone one of two ways, the first of which being a stupid comedy filled with immature humor that doesn't end up good or funny. However, I'm happy it ended up taking the alternate route, even though it retained some immature humor. Mainly what was great about this movie was the chemistry between the actors. Seth Rogen and Rose Byrne were really great together. They really played off of eachother in every scene and you really got the feeling that they're married. Zac Efron, too, had great chemistry with Seth Rogen, as well as with the rest of his frat brothers.
    One of the main questions that'll be asked about this movie is: how was Zac Efron. Well I have one word to answer that: awesome. He has really succeeded in getting away from Disney and High School Musical because this movie will make you forget he was ever part of those. He's got some very funny scenes and he plays his character very well. And every male human being that watches this movie will probably feel bad about themselves once they seem him shirtless in this movie, so the ladies get a treat there. Nonetheless, I actually was pleasantly surprised by his talent, his ability to take on this potty-mouthed, douchy, immature, leader-type role all at the same time, and most of all his chemistry with the other actors. You got Dave Franco in this movie as the vice president of the fraternity and he's good too (although it's a little hard to get used to his accent or the way he talks) and McLovin is in the frat as well, along with a really funny black guy whose name escapes me. Seth Rogen plays Seth Rogen, just like in every movie he's in, and in real life; but there's nothing wrong with that because it still works for him. Rose Byrne is really great, I'm glad to see her hold up a comedy role because she was hilarious. A great thing about all this though is that these characters have depth. Most comedies nowadays don't really care to add depth to their characters, but this movie took the time to do so. Zac Efron's character has to face the reality of what life really is after he graduates college because it won't just be about being a legendary party-boy anymore. Dave Franco's character somewhat realizes that and actually looks for his future opportunities. While we have the adults, Seth Rogen and Rose Byrne, who have back stories and are sort of fleshed out so you can sympathize with them. Some other minor characters though were pretty unrealistic and annoying though, like the police officer or the dean of the college.
   It's not a laugh-a-minute type movie but it's nonetheless extremely funny and really entertaining all the way through. It's really outrageous and it's efficient with it's 90-minute runtime, which I'm glad of because it knew what it wanted to accomplish. This is an R-rated comedy, and it utilizes that because it's really raunchy and very vulgar; but, hey, we all know you're not planning on going with your grandma to see it so it does its thing for the people who actually wanna watch it. It also toed the line of too immature really well, it didn't quite go too far but it went the right length to make you laugh. Not all the jokes in the movie ended up punching all the way through but it was still entertaining regardless. There are some great scenes also that shoutout to some hollywood classics like a scene where Zac Efron and Seth Rogen are high and end up arguing over who's the better Batman (Christian Bale or Michael Keaton), and then a scene where the fraternity is having a Robert DeNiro party; they're hilarious. Like I said, Neighbors isn't perfect and it's not a comedy classic, but it was still really funny and entertaining throughout, I was pleasantly surprised. With 8 out of 10 Noodles, Neighbors is gonna be the comedy to beat this summer.

New Batsuit Revealed!!!


   Today, Zack Snyder tweeted this picture of Ben Affleck as the new Batman! If you go to one of my very old posts, you'll see my thoughts when Ben Affleck was first cast as the caped crusader for the sequel to Man of Steel which is tentatively called Batman vs Superman. A lot of people like that Affleck was cast, a lot of people don't. No matter who they would've chosen, there would still be debates whether it's a good choice or not and we can never know until this movie actually comes out. I was pretty skeptical but I really wanna see him do well in the role. Nonetheless, this is the internet, so there will ALWAYS be haters out there no matter who gets cast for whatever; I'd just like to think that these filmmakers know what they're doing..But I'll just start off by saying that this picture actually makes me feel a lot more confident about this movie.
    The batsuit looks very reminiscent of Frank Miller's Dark Knight Returns, which is one of the comics that the film is drawing inspiration from, as well as being a very awesome Batman story arc that any Batman comic fan should check out. This Batman is older and weathered by fighting crime, you can kinda see that the suit looks a little worn out, which I like. It actually also sorta reminds me of the suit from the Arkham video games, so that's cool. He also looks really built so kudos to Ben Affleck; that man has got the Batman body now. And I think this suits him well. I mean, some people might say that the ears on the cowl look too short, but that's keeping true to Dark Knight Returns and might even be more practical for Batman himself. He's in his 40's so maybe he's learned a thing or two. Also, we get a nice look at the batmobile in this picture, and although we don't see the whole thing, it looks pretty damn sweet from what we do see. Now there are fan's of the Tumbler from the Nolan series and fans of the batmobile from Tim Burton's movies, but I think this one kind of brings the best of both worlds: it looks like it's got the big tank-like structure but also retains the cool-looking visor-like windshield. This whole picture looks pretty epic and it kind of encapsulates the ideal that this Batman has been through a lot. Overall, it is a great picture, I am very glad we got it. I can't say it got me more hyped for this movie because I'm already at the maximum level wherein my only reason for continuing to live up to May 2016 is because this film will be released then. I cannot wait to see a new iteration of Batman on the big screen; a lot of people may have trouble getting used to it after being used to Bale's Batman but, hey, characters get rebooted all the time. The Dark Knight Trilogy is fantastic and it's its own condensed Batman epic. That being said, I am ready to see where the new Batman character goes in Batman vs Superman and absolutely cannot wait to get my ass in that theatre seat at midnight.

Friday, May 9, 2014

The Amazing Spider-Man 2 - Noodles Review


6.5 out of 10 Noodles

    Our friendly neighbourhood Spider-Man swings in to start off summer movie season for 2014. I was highly anticipating this film because I felt it could really bring us a great Spider-Man movie. It's predecessor rebooted the Spider-Man movie franchise, and I didn't love that movie. It did a good job of establishing Andrew Garfield as Peter Parker/Spider-Man but it didn't fulfill on its promise to "bring answers to the mystery of Peter Parker's parents;" which was essentially the main reason to go and see the same origin story of the web-slinger again, even though the Sam Raimi version did a good enough job. So while that movie was underwhelming, I was very hopeful for this film. I really wanted this to be the definitive Spider-Man experience. Fortunately, and unfortunately, that is all it does. And by that I mean that you really get the sense that this is a Spider-Man movie. Say what you want about Andrew Garfield, but this movie has sold me that he IS Spider-Man. He's got the whole tone and comedic manner, yet serious and heroic nature, that Spidey should have, and that's where he beats Toby Maguire's version. He's also got a tall sleek figure, that really suits the hero more similarly to the comic book iterations. As Peter Parker, he's also good, I don't exactly buy that he's a dork because he seems like an attractive and cool guy, but I'm willing to suspend belief to a certain degree. Peter Parker's little jokes didn't always click with, I kinda felt like they were overdoing it. But when Spider-Man would joke around while fighting bad guys, I was laughing out loud sometimes.
     The Amazing Spider-Man 2 is a funny and action-filled movie, but it's also serious sometimes. It focuses a lot on the romance between Peter Parker and Gwen Stacy. The chemistry of the two actors is tremendous (probably because they're a couple in real life) and you really get the vibe that they love each other. However, a lot of the teen touchy-feely moments felt like they were in the way. While I do feel that their back-and-forth seemed genuine and gave depth to their characters, it started to feel a bit repetitive for me. There was too much of their will-they-won't-they type thing going on, which I imagine Spider-Man would have a complicated love life; but I feel it really could've been condensed. Nonetheless, both of their acting is great, as is almost the whole cast. Jamie Foxx is great with what he's given, despite that his character seems a little too naive at first. When he becomes Electro, he looks and feels like a threat to Spidey, which is a great vibe to get from a villain. Also we have Dane DeHaan as Harry Osborne, which was one of the main reasons I had hope for this movie. He is really good in the role, giving at first a friendly feel to the character but becoming more and more chilling as the movie progressed. However, I feel that some aspects of his character were shoehorned into this movie. I think that the movie could've had just Harry or just Electro as the villain, because it the movie started to become tonally inconsistent and cluttered (although there is one great scene where Harry recruits Electro and then uses him as a personal bodyguard). Then there's also our third villain, which was too heavily marketed. Rhino is barely in this movie. He's basically one of those generic bad guys in the movie that Spider-Man catches in the first 10 minutes of the movies (like those random bank robbers, thieves, etc.). This movie was very mis-marketed. It gives too much away in the trailers. And the last shot of the entire movie is in every single trailer. Additionally, one thing that really pissed me off, was that the most exciting scene in the trailer wasn't even in the movie! That scene in the trailers where Harry tells Peter that Oscorp has him under surveillance, and then Peter asks why and he responds, "Isn't that the question of the day?" That's not at all in the movie, nor is anything related to that plotline.
    The villains in this movie were cool and underwhelming at the same time. Let's just scratch Rhino off that list already, because he's barely in this movie at all, despite having an accent that sounds like Gru from Despicable Me. Having Rhino on the poster for this movie would be like if you had Scarecrow on the poster for The Dark Knight. On to our other two villains, the setup for them were great. There was a lot of buildup, capitalized by great acting. You even felt sympathetic towards them. Electro's first scene in time square is fantastic. But the final battle's are underwhelming and end rather abruptly. This movie was showing that it had so many villains and I was hoping that it could handle that better than the abysmal Spider-Man 3; and while this is way better than that, it didn't do complete justice to that aspect. I feel like this film was trying to be too many things at once, and lacked a central focus. It was trying to tie together a summer blockbuster with a romantic comedy with a smart villainous plot with a mystery of Peter's parents with etc etc etc. So it just piles up to the point where the movie has no natural flow of events; instead feeling like just a string of entertaining events. But boy were they entertaining! The special effects were incredible and the actions scenes were greatly done. They also gave us a lot of Spidey's trademark poses with his webs. The whole Spider-Man saving the day aspect of this movie was fantastic. There are scenes that I absolutely loved (like a scene that really shows his spider senses and time stops so you can see what's about to happen), and there's even classic Spider-Man humour in there along with the action.
    You get a great Spider-Man vibe from this movie and I feel like there was I lot to love about this film. However, for almost everything that I loved, there could also be something that I disliked. The Amazing Spider-Man 2 is undoubtedly a fun movie theatre experience and will entertain most. The action and witty jokes are great, and the actors are spectacular. There's also tons of little easter eggs for fans to find. But there's still some downfalls about this movie, with the main one being how sloppy and cluttered the films feels as a whole. The filmmakers were trying to fit too much into this movie, and it stripped the movie of its focus. In the end though, it was definitely better than the first movie, and a very fun Spider-Man movie, earning 6.5 out of 10 Noodles.